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Following thisSpider-Man and Michelangelo, after making a quick call for reinforcements, namely Dani, run into the portal the being known as Experiment 626 ran into. "...It's a forest. " "Brilliant observation there Mikey." says Dani "So, where's the little blue guy?" Mikey. "Down that way, and moving quickly." replies Spidey "So let's go after him." Dani again "Need to leave a tracer here so we don't get lost." After Pete sticks the tracer to a nearby tree the three rush further into the woods. "He's still moving, still moving....slowing down now. He's stopped." The trio pop out of the treeline. The ground ahead of them stops at a cliff, which the blue alien is sitting, looking around with a scared look on his face. "Oh, the little guy is afraid." says Dani. 626 turns in the direction of the noise, and growls. Dani takes a few steps closer to it. "Dani..." says Pete. "Relax bro, if he tries to attack me I'll just go all phasey. Relax little guy, we won't hurt you." "Meega-o-itume!" Get away from me! 626 scrambles backwards. "Oh hell. Dani, if he lands in the water he'll sink like a rock!" "Aggaba!" Stop! 626 scrambles backwards further, losing his footing. "No!" Dani blasts off, flying down the the cliff and soaring upward to catch the experiment. landing safely back near Pete and Mikey "Aka boocha! Aka Boocha!" 626 leaps out of Dani's arms, looks back at her questioningly, and dashes back to the portal. "Well that was odd..." says Pete. "No kidding." Mikey agrees. "Uh guys, we do still need to keep him under control." The trio run back to the Nexus to make sure the experiment hasn't popped it's head into another portal."
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thisSpider-Man and Michelangelo, after making a quick call for reinforcements, namely Dani, run into the portal the being known as Experiment 626 ran into. "...It's a forest. " "Brilliant observation there Mikey." says Dani "So, where's the little blue guy?" Mikey. "Down that way, and moving quickly." replies Spidey "So let's go after him." Dani again "Need to leave a tracer here so we don't get lost." After Pete sticks the tracer to a nearby tree the three rush further into the woods. "He's still moving, still moving....slowing down now. He's stopped." The trio pop out of the treeline. The ground ahead of them stops at a cliff, which the blue alien is sitting, looking around with a scared look on his face. "Oh, the little guy is afraid." says Dani. 626 turns in the direction of the noise, and growls. Dani takes a few steps closer to it. "Dani..." says Pete. "Relax bro, if he tries to attack me I'll just go all phasey. Relax little guy, we won't hurt you." "Meega-o-itume!" Get away from me! 626 scrambles backwards. "Oh hell. Dani, if he lands in the water he'll sink like a rock!" "Aggaba!" Stop! 626 scrambles backwards further, losing his footing. "No!" Dani blasts off, flying down the the cliff and soaring upward to catch the experiment. landing safely back near Pete and Mikey "Aka boocha! Aka Boocha!" 626 leaps out of Dani's arms, looks back at her questioningly, and dashes back to the portal. "Well that was odd..." says Pete. "No kidding." Mikey agrees. "Uh guys, we do still need to keep him under control." The trio run back to the Nexus to make sure the experiment hasn't popped it's head into another portal."
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Spider-Man and Michelangelo, after making a quick call for reinforcements, namely Dani, run into the portal the being known as Experiment 626 ran into.
"...It's a forest. "
"Brilliant observation there Mikey." says Dani
"So, where's the little blue guy?" Mikey.
"Down that way, and moving quickly." replies Spidey
"So let's go after him." Dani again
"Need to leave a tracer here so we don't get lost."
After Pete sticks the tracer to a nearby tree the three rush further into the woods.
"He's still moving, still moving....slowing down now. He's stopped."
The trio pop out of the treeline. The ground ahead of them stops at a cliff, which the blue alien is sitting, looking around with a scared look on his face.
"Oh, the little guy is afraid." says Dani.
626 turns in the direction of the noise, and growls. Dani takes a few steps closer to it.
"Dani..." says Pete.
"Relax bro, if he tries to attack me I'll just go all phasey. Relax little guy, we won't hurt you."
"Meega-o-itume!" Get away from me! 626 scrambles backwards.
"Oh hell. Dani, if he lands in the water he'll sink like a rock!"
"Aggaba!" Stop! 626 scrambles backwards further, losing his footing.
"No!" Dani blasts off, flying down the the cliff and soaring upward to catch the experiment. landing safely back near Pete and Mikey
"Aka boocha! Aka Boocha!" 626 leaps out of Dani's arms, looks back at her questioningly, and dashes back to the portal.
"Well that was odd..." says Pete.
"No kidding." Mikey agrees.
"Uh guys, we do still need to keep him under control."
The trio run back to the Nexus to make sure the experiment hasn't popped it's head into another portal."
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"Mom, Dad? We need to talk." "Sure, hwat is it honey?" "Er, you might want to sit down for this." "Okaaay, what's wrong?" "Nothing, unless you think me going around fighting crime in spandex is wrong." "...what?" "I'm Spider-Man. Please don't freak out. I just, I didn;t knwo how you'd react, which is why I didn;t tell you sooner." "Why? You could get hurt." "I've been hurt. Remember when I said I got mugged? I actually got the crap beaten out of me by some who;s now a friend of mine. And as for why, as corny as thins is, you guys , intentionally or not, taught me that with great power comes great responsibility. I felt had to do this. And responsibility is part of the reason I'm telling you guys this now." "What do you mean?" "Okay, you know about Danny Phantom right? And about that ghost girl that's been teaming up with me lately?" "Yes..." "She's Danny's clone. It's a long story, but she doesn't exist on paper, which is why I need to ask you guys a couple of favors. I want you to adopt her." "What?" "Look, I know it's crazy and stupid of me to ask, but I don't have too many other options here. If it wasn;t for her ghost powers I'd try to set her up someplace else, but she does have them." "We'll think about it, but we'd to meet her first. What are the other favors?" "Just one. Please don't make me stop being Spider-Man." "Pete..." "Look, I know I'm endangering myself. I know I could get hurt. But being Spider-Man is one of the best things that's ever happened to me. I like helping people, and I like swinging around New York on a webline. And, much as I care bout Megan, I love the fact that I have more friends to hang out with besides her." "Okay, Pete, i can see this something you really want..."
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"A priest is going golfing and a nun is his caddy. Now the thing is, this priest is a fairly good golfer, but today he has a bit of bad luck.
On the first hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, you swore again!' The priest says 'Yes, I know, I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again.'
On another hole, the priest hits the ball, misses the hole, and says 'Damn it, I missed! And the nun says 'Father, if you swear just one more time, may lightning strike you where you stand.'
On the final hole, the priest hits ball, breaks the club over his knee, and says 'Damn it, I missed!' And lighting comes from the sky and strkes the nun, leaving only a smoking pile of ashes. The priest looks up, and from the sky he hears, 'Damn it! I missed!'"
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